Saturday, February 25, 2006

Dear Fanatic Muzzie Islamist

Now I believe it is time to show solidarity with the people in the West hiding from Islamist death threats.

I am specifically talking about Mr. Rushdie, Ms. Ayaan Hirsi Ali, The editors of Jyllandsposten, the 12 cartoonist and all others in a similar situation. These people must hide and/or be protected the rest of their lives because of fanatic Islamist.

But I hope they do not hide in fear but in pride. They have managed to gain up to 1,3 billion Muslims as their enemy. This is quite some achievement.

They have been given Fatwas. And we are not just talking about any ordinary Fatwa. Not one of these puny Fatwas on religious principle, like whether menstruating horses are ok for riding on Tuesday. Those any half decent Mufti will pull out of his sleeves any given Monday.

Nope we are talking about the Fatwa of death. It is the somber and most serious of all awards. The ultimate of honor bestowed on an enemy: You pissed me off!

In the UK you may be bestowed with a Knight Commander of the order of The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (see medal). People will call you Sir. But quite frankly? Enemy of enemies? How many modern Sirs, do you know who have been killed or are in hiding? Right!

No, the death Fatwa is the Award of awards. The upcoming medal is too big to be carried by an elephant and the title on par of a minor deity.

I want this prestigious award. And I will teach you how to get it as well. Just do as I. Make e a drawing of Mohammed. Insert it into the document below. Change the signature and send the whole document as an e-mail to:

Governments of:
Saudi Arabia:

Important: Please forward the following to all members of your government and clergy:

Dear Fanatic Muzzie Islamist,

I hereby request a Fatwa against me. For be it known to all – I have drawn the Muslim prophet Mohammed, who ain’t a prophet, as far as I am concerned.

Furthermore due to the lack of my drawing skills or in spite of them he came out ugly!

I don’t want no ordinary Fatwa either. No miserable cease or desist Fatwa. No, Sir, I desire a real death Fatwa corresponding to the great sin of having drawn Mo himself.

In addition I knew I was not supposed to make a drawing or otherwise insult your sorry fundamentalist asses. That must surely count as an aggravation when issuing my Fatwa? Could it maybe be done as an express job? I like the good quality paper with the golden lining and the signature in blood by an über-Mufti/-Imam/-Mullah – if you would be so kind.

If you have any doubt about the quality of my insults – please consult my blog or e-mail me. I will not mind to become personal, if I find you deserving.

Hoping for a speedy process and to hear from you soon,

I remain yours truly,

Peter von Sclichtningen

The more Fanatics you can send to - the better. I have been unable to find contacts for Al Qeada, Hamas and Hezbollah. But I am still looking.

The results are guaranteed. Just watch the news.

After you make a picture of the prophet and you have a website - you can with pride use the following graphic (click here for more and in different sizes):

If you want to, you can send me an e-mail or leave a comment after you have drawn Mohammed and I will publish your name and an eventual website here.

List of persons, who have drawn Mohammed:

  • Kurt Westergaard, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Jens Julius Hansen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Franz Füchsel, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Arne Sørensen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Annette Carlsen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Erik Abild Sørensen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Rasmus Sand Høyer, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Claus Seidel, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Poul Erik Poulsen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Peder Bundgaard, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Bob Katzennelson, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • von Schlichtningen,, drawing, 25.2.2006

NB. The last of the 12 cartoonists, Lars Refn, with a cartoon in Jyllandsposten did not draw Mohammed. He just drew a schoolboy in front of a blackboard. On the blackboard is written in Persian: "The journalist of Jyllandsposten are a bunch of reactionary provocateurs".

It is not fair but he has a Fatwa against him too.


At 25/2/06 16:15, Blogger spoootnik said...

Excellent !
Much better than any boycott of goods (there is so little goods that could be boycotted)
I will make a drawing, and send it to the emails.
Fatwa for everybody
they can't kill everyone of us blasphemators can they ?

At 25/2/06 16:23, Blogger von Schlichtningen said...

That is the point. They can intimidate a few unsupported newspaper people and cartoonists but not entire populations or even just thousands.

That is one reason why MSM, who say they are sympathetic to free speech and horrified about the threats, should all have supported their colleagues and have published the original cartoons.

Thank you for your support.

At 25/2/06 23:32, Blogger angry asian said...

there's plenty of US soldiers and veterans in this forum that is monitoring muslims. LOSING CAUSE. we are superior and tougher fighters guaranteed! TRY THE FATWAH HERE IN THE say to muslims and see what happens. They will not only get killed by the police, soldiers and common gun owner which AMERICA is about in the second amendment,but also GANGS OF ALL RACES in the country and JAILBIRDS.
the federal prisons are filled with muslim criminals and regular gang bangers. Gangs hate muslims in prison. more black muslims than regular arab muslims.


At 26/2/06 04:00, Blogger Krishna109 said...

" I have been unable to find contacts for Al Qeada, Hamas and Hezbollah. But I am still looking."

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(lots of other useful info, too, on that site)

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At 26/2/06 08:41, Anonymous foreign devil said...

....besides....they're going to kill us all anyway; I'd rather have the 'extinction' of having a fatwa just for me...special like...than just go out like a dangling of millions unremarked! No! No!


At 26/2/06 11:14, Blogger fido said...

Sent the following off to the embassies.

Muhammad (((:~{>

Muhammad playing Little Orphan Annie (((8~{>

Muhammad as a pirate (((P~{>

Muhammad on a bad turban day ))):~{>

Muhammad with sand in his eye(((;~{>

Muhammad wearing sunglasses (((B~{>

Muhammad giving the raspberry. (((:~{P>

Giving Muhammad the raspberry. ;-P

Obviously in order to see the prophet they will have to look at the screen at 90 degrees. So you could argue there is a "degree" of safety!

At 26/2/06 11:25, Blogger von Schlichtningen said...



You just made my day!

At 10/1/07 18:29, Blogger USpace said...

Great one, it's in, thanks!

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't tease the poor Muslims

At 3/11/07 04:52, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you considered that M&M is an acronym for Mo the Muzzi.
I can't identify myself. I'm a coward who prefers to encourage bravery in others.
You write as if it's a joke. I tell you they aren't joking.
Keep up the good work.

At 12/1/08 23:49, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the HIT LIST update:

Carsten Juste, editor

Kurt Westergaard,

Jens Julius Hansen,

Franz Füchsel,

Arne Sørensen,

Annette Carlsen,

Erik Abild Sørensen,

Rasmus Sand Høyer,

Claus Seidel,

Poul Erik Poulsen,

Peder Bundgaard,

Bob Katzennelson,

Peter von Sclichtningen,

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